What I learned from watching TV tonight . . .
What to do when surrounded by velociraptors:
1. Don't look them in the eye.
2. Give them back their eggs.
3. Run.
I'm sure this will come in very handy at some point in my life.
posted by Jen @ 9:55 PM
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i have found that giving them their eggs back to be very handy. this happened to me once while i lived on the isle of tambogo. i was face to face with a velociraptor, and all i wanted was an omelet...
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